I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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