whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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