Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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