so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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