Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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