...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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