that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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