you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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