god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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