I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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