why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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