Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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