we have pet lesbian snakes
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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