Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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