i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
even my farts smell like vagina
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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