in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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