areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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