No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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