I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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