She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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