You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
did i walk over a car last night?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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