Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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