He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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