Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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