If that was your dad, he is hot
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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