The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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