Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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