HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My vagina just clenched in fear
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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