party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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