wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
40s are totally the cure
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
