Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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