office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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