Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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