he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do herpes really smell.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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