There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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