Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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