in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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