I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How naked do you want me to be?
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