so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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