ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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