Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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