I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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