My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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