member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish i was in the wii world.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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