I just made out with a guy for $7.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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