My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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