i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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