the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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