Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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