I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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