My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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