I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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