i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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