You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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