if only i could text you this smell
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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