on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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