every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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